I wanted to invite you to celebrate National Knock-Knock Jokes Day by learning Knock-Knock Jokes you can share with your family. Then if you have a favorite Knock-Knock Joke or two leave me a comment and share them with us.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh who, is anybody home?
- Knock Knock? Who’s there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond Cheese is my favorite sandwich.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Erin. Erin who? Erin the tires is what my bike needs.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Major. Major who? Major door open, didn’t I?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you later
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes
Thank you,
Glenda, Charlie and David Cates