Let’s face it guys, we all want to look like James Bond stopping bad guys in our Sunday’s best, but the thought of all that dry cleaning bill keeps our nice clothes in our closet, only to be busted out for the two weddings we go to a year. Well, don’t you worry because we have heard your cries of help and we made the ultimate performance shirts that look amazing and will keep up with your lifestyle and here’s 5 reasons why.
Moisture Wicking
Picture this, you’re in your office on a warm Tuesday afternoon in the summer. You’ve got an hour and a half till you get home to your sweet sweet couch and 6 cold boys in your fridge (it could be beer or soda, treat yourself right). But hold on, you got a 4 o’clock meeting before sweet sweet freedom and during lunch, you might have made a mistake walking instead of driving to your favorite grub-a-dub-dub spot. The worst part is, you’re worried that you smell like you made the mistake of walking instead of driving to your favorite grub-spot! It’s important to find a shirt that has advanced moisture wicking technology, that will save you from any embarrassing mess ups like that.
Imagine it now, you with 20 mins left in your lunch break, cranking out your 30th set of 200 push ups. Not even sweating about sweating in your performance shirt. Ok maybe that’s an exaggeration, but try doing 2 sets of 30 push ups right now in your current shirt and let us know how you’re smelling by 4pm.
Ditch the Iron
That’s right, you heard it here first – but not technically here first if you’re already a performance shirt guru, but if you’re not, welcome and now that you’re here, let’s list all the things that you can now do with the time you’re saving NOT ironing your shirts…
- Become a better cook
- Learn how to play an instrument
- Hit the gym – in your favorite performance shirt too!
- Go ice skating
- Join an underground club that meets in a basement that you would love to talk about but it has a set list of rules, the first of which being that you are not supposed to talk about so you decide that the best option is to not talk about it but your friend who is also in it is named Robert Paulson and you’re pretty bummed out about what happened to him but you’re also in too deep and the guy in charge is a major weirdo, but at the same time what you’re doing is better than watching reality tv
- Take a breath after reading that last thing
- And take your mom to dinner; she deserves it!
Dynamic Four Way Stretch
Let’s be honest. Most of us don’t even know what a four way stretch is, let alone a two way stretch. But if we can share one golden nugget of information with you it’s that after owning this shirt the only thing you’ll ever want. We’re not even talking about just shirts here. You’ll want these four way stretch shirts more than life itself. The last person who got one of these shirts was Gollum from Lord of the Rings and we all know what happened to him when he gets something precious
They Look Good
Who doesn’t feel like that look their best when rocking a performance shirt. Not only are they flattering, but they can be dressed up or down for whatever the occasion. Unlike your basic cotton t-shirt, performance shirts are unlikely to wrinkle and always make for a great base to layers. They’re the perfect go-to when you’re wanting to look your best regardless if you’re heading to the gym or out on the town with the guys.
Thank you,
Glenda, Charlie and David Cates
